After Mitchell Obaman actively spoke out in favor of “my girl” Kamala, the poll numbers for the current vice president exploded.
 

Joe Biden seems to have withdrawn completely from day-to-day politics and has even been reported missing in the meantime.

RUMORS HERE, RUMORS THERE. WAS SLEEPY JOE SPOTTED IN "THE VILLAGES" OR WAS IT JUST A GREAT-GRANDFATHER WHO LOOKED LIKE HIM? AFTER REPORTS OF AN ELDERLY MAN WHO WAS REPORTED TO HAVE SMELLED ON SEVERAL CHILDREN IN DISNEY WORLD, Ren DeSanctus SENT THE NATIONAL GUARD TO THE amusement PARK. UNSUCCESSFULLY- It's hard to find someone who doesn't know where they are.

Neither the public nor the secret service are sure whether the various sightings were Joe Biden or not.

TRuMP, WHO HAS RECOVERED QUICKLY FROM THE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT, HAS SO FAR ONLY COMMENTED ON THE WHOLE THING IN PASSING. OBSERVERS AND REPUBLICAN INSIDERS EXPLAIN THIS STRANGE SILENCE BY SAYING THAT NEITHER TRUMP NOR HIS TEAM HAVE EVEN A RUDIMENTARY STRATEGY FOR THIS Theatre AMONG THE DEMOCRATS. EXPERTS AND PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH THE REPUBLICAN PARTY SUSPECT THAT TRUMP AND HIS TEAM WILL DEVISE A NEW STRATEGY AND THEN LAUNCH FIERCE ATTACKS ON KAMALA AND OBAMAN.

HAVE FUN WITH THE CRAZIEST ELECTION CAMPAIGN EVER!